Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Another year and then you'll be happy

The view from the top of a hill in mid-northern Ukobani looking west into the setting sun in the dying days of 2011.

Well it's hats off to comedian Mark Steel for mentioning Gef the Talking Mongoose in this week's episode of Mark Steel's in Town where he visited Douglas in the Isle of Man. There were reports of Gef  taking the bus and I can just see him sitting with a newspaper on the back seat, using his little nose to flip the pages, reading about the economic depression and the rise of militant nationalism, keenly aware of the mysterious forces beyond rationality or morality that lurk in the background, driving these events and enslaving mankind forever in world of cruelty and lies

Now I'm not sure Brian Dunning has ever done an episode of Skeptoid about Gef the Talking Mongoose but I'm fairly sure he'd give equal credibility to Gef's claims that human history is driven by anything other than humans. He does give an excellent description of a hypnopompic hallucination , his own in fact, in an episode about Shadow People. I've seen one too! Get this though...

"Early one morning, the characters from Sesame Street put on a show for me in the tree outside my bedroom window. It had music, theme songs, lighting cues and costume changes: A full elaborate production, and it lasted a good hour. To this day, I have clear memories of some of the acts. I even went and woke my parents to get them to watch, but by then the show had gone away. I knew for a fact that I hadn't been asleep. I'd been sitting up in bed and writing down some of the songs they sang. Those writings were real, on real paper, and even made sense when viewed in the light of day. It had been a completely lucid, physical experience for me. But it only existed inside my own brain in a hypnopompic state".

Cool eh? That's a hypnopompic hallucination which happens when you're waking up. The going-to-sleep version is  Hypnogogia. We've all had them right? I was so excited when I heard this that I wrote it all down but as it turned out I'd just woken up and that Brian Dunning is just an illusion created by the addled mind. You might think there's 2 links to his intriguing output up there but remember you are quite tired.

So yes perhaps it was just Gef's incredible brain, trying to create order in the confusing chaos of events that led him to believe that Elegabalus and co were behind the wars and depressions of the 20th century world. Surely Gef of all beings could see that human behaviour as in any system in nature like high-altitude winds or patterns of crop disease, are predictable to the point that they manefest ebb and flow, tipping points and circularity yet are inherently chaotic, capable of throwing up the seemingly impossble and at the very least, extremely inconvenient.

Or maybe that's the just the sort of lies that kind are good at sowing and its only closed-minded credible fools like you and Dunnung who fall for it. More later!

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Catching up with the relatives

John Terry is a what now?
Cute little guy, eh? I nicked this picture from the internet's top Mongoose page   and it's of the Mouse Lemur, the smallest of the Primates. We may have looked something like this guy at the end of the dinosaur era when we scuttled into little holes to avoid whatever catasphrophes unfolded then not least those big bastard lizards dropping all over the place. Imagine all the pits those litte paws will dig. We should have stayed in the trees like these agreeable liitle guys.

Coming soon- I'll be going through 2011's posts to change all the groovy spellings on the Oryx & Crake stuff. Margaret Atwood sure goes nuts for wacky corporate names like AnooYoo or Rejoovinessence. I think I got that one wrong actually. That's the trouble with listening to books as opposed to actually reading them. Sorry Atty! You don't mind me calling you Atty doo yoo?

So it's Krismas time again Koos-pals. Time again to bow our heads and think for a minute about the real meaning of Krismas, about the laughing sprinter who was on Record Breakers after Davrosesque apartheid-lover Norris McWhirter had pegged it.


Tonight we drink to absent friends.

Nearly time for pulling Crackers! I should be so lucky.

Happy Krismas, Future Koos!

Lots of love,
Past Koos 21-12-11

Er here's the link to my favourite Wedding Present choon in memory of John Peel. Absent friends and that.....  It should be followed by Tunic (song for Karen) by Sonic Youth like it was on my old C90 cassette all them years ago....Ahhhhhhh. HOME TAPING IS KILLING MUSIC YOU SCUM!That's why there's no music now. GOO!

Tuesday, December 06, 2011

Why have you stolen my name?

Heeeeeey! What the hell are Koosdays?! Hey that's my word you bastards! Well...and a few people's names and well lots of things. All the same! I just found a leaflet for this KOOSDAYS thing (in a pile of damp leaves I was collecting) and it appears to be an events promotor or something seemingly promoting really awful-looking clubbing nights and gigs from performers I've never heard of. I was going to post the link to their website but it has no explanation of why they've stolen my name. Or at least the name of a not-much-missed cartoon character voiced by a  man who is greatly missed. So why should i give them the publicity?  (er...what?) No! instead I'm just going to repeat a link I've already linked to when I did less elegent linking.
Oh I'm sorry Koosdays, whoever you are. I'm sure what you're doing is really fab. I just wanted to be Koos. All I ever wanted was Koos.