Hallucinogenic drug-addled cockroaches. That's what President 'Colonel' Gadaffi called those who have risen up against his regime in Libya, also "terrorists...rats...mercenaries". He claimed to have not even yet begun reppressing the protests, which is particularly ominous given that hundreds are probably already dead. Maybe more....there have been reports of military aircraft attacking civilians, though I was glad to see 2 Libyan pilots defecting to Malta in their Mirage jets. What must it be like being attacked by jet fighters? I can't imagine how frightening that must be.
It's been truly inspiring to see the bravery of those, probably mostly younger than me, who have brought about what is being called the 'Arab Spring'. Things are on the change and we're all going to feel it. Particularly if this unrest spreads throughout mainland Arabia as it is threatening to do. Why should it stop there? Maybe courage really is contagious. We might not need my Revolutionary Army after all. That's good for me! I can spend more time out of my brain! Wow I went on a spree this weekend and it was fun. No regrets cos I'm a total cockroach!
Meanwhile:
Elagalabus, manifested as bat-winged jet-black fairy of indeterminate gender, and Kanishka ,manifested as a Yurble (as usual), held a war council over the weekend to assess current events in an area of the world they both have had some influence upon. It is not known what they decided but we suspect they've already both got agents within the new political entities that are forming in the emerging democracies and will attempt to influence the activities of these comparatively naive political actors in order to accelarate the rate at which global power falls into their evil hands presumably so they can divide the world up between them.
It has been suggested that both Kanishka and Elagalabus are both the same entity or at least have collaborated closely in turning history's wheel; as far as we know Elagalabus disappears from Syria around the time that Kanishka's tribe begin moving west into what is now Afghanistan, though something that closely resembles part of Elagalabus is known to be at a location of great significance to one of the current in-play religions. Kanishka, on the other hand was somehow safely stored in one of the giant Buddhas on the silk road until it was destroyed by the Taliban in the 1990s, coveniently just as the world-wide web was taking off. Did he have the operation to free him planned more than 1700 years before? Or did Elagalabus manipulate the Islamic fundamentalists into freeing the Kushan God-King when it became possible to electronically re-incarnate him? The storage device was reported to have been a heavy black cuboid (like you-know-who)and no trace of it has emerged, except probably untrue rumours that the Americans are holding it at Begram airbase. Even if this is true, it's too late. He's in the web and he's probably reading this now, laughing like Anthony Head in Bleak Expectations.
I've tried sending an SOS beyond the invisible-dimensional-horizon but I doubt anything's getting through. By the look of it all the information just ends up being sucked into the Michael Ballsphere and sung in alternate lines of big show numbers by John Barrymon. Nobody ever notices. He's that fabulous.
Please help us!
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